First thing that happened this week was that Jasmine Fucking Masters called someone a Horse-Face.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Next they all had to dress up like old ladies and walk a mini runway. Perfection was seen in Mrs. Kasha Davis:
Juggling with her saggy ole tits
Pearl's painted on cleavage only gets better with age
Trixie Mattel, Comedy queen gets the laughs, again!
Katya. The high hairline was perfect!
I will NOT talk about the Shakespeare section. It was HANDS DOWN the worst thing they've ever done on RPDR, but we will skip straight to the Runway.
Ru SLAYED in neon and black
AND WHAT
Goddamn that hair, those gauntlets, I need it.
Irrelevant celebrity since 2000 Melanie B was there. With earrings that looked like Nappy Pins:
Bad hair, bad earrings, bad attitude.
So onto the Runway! This week the Queens were made to wear bears on the runway. This was nearly as bad as the naked runway and that's saying something.
Max: Long-legged and luscious
Trixie: My favourite this runway - so Jesus
Mrs. Kasha Davis - the shoulder line of the dress makes her shoulders look dead manly which is a shame, I adored her beard
Miss Fame - loving the matchy-matchy!
Jasmine Masters. I think it spoke volumes that you wore your nicest dress, had already packed and didn't even talk shit during the Untucked Lounge.
I did, however, love her dress, so I was glad to do this week's RuPaulish based on the amazing Sequins Gown:
Gosh Holographic Hero trimmed with chevrons, grey holo fade, Essie Belugaria french, BM-410 stampy and glitter fades.
There isn't truly anyone left I dislike as much as I did Jasmine, so I'm looking forward to next week!
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