14 Queens sashayed into the arena, without the usual photography challenge at the beginning. I kinda missed it to be honest, but hey, I'm no-one to stand in the way of progress. There was a minor amount of shade thrown, with the biggest F U being from Miss Fame to Max. Totally harsh, she tore her newspaper. If anyone tore something that I'd spent so long making I would have kicked the fuck off, so kudos to Max for not laying the smack down.
My favourite entrance was Kennedy Davenport. It pains me to say so, because for the rest of the episode she's quite 'meh' and a bit of a bitch with no receipts, however just look at these Curves and Swerves:
I love a good Mohawk!
The 'mini' challenge wasn't quite so mini. They were to create two runway looks each, Spring and Fall. There wasn't much backstage drama or action, they just got on with the runway.
My favourite spring look was Ginger Minj - to be honest, the Spring looks were not my taste at all - Honestly, the clue is in the "Goth" part - but I just can't resist a pink sequins dress:
Ginger - But doesn't Red clash with Pink?
My favourite look from the Fall runway was Pearl:
Pearl - Be still my beating heart
With layers and leather, you just can't go wrong!
I would absolutely rock this look myself!
The main challenge is about to start, and the newest member of the Pit Crew comes in, NAKED.
I can barely hold my excitement with ginger males anyway and you do THIS?
*Heavy Breathing*
*Breathing Intensifies*
But enough, time for the main event: the runway!
Ru's outfit massively missed the mark for me, the hair and makeup on point, however there were two points noticeably missing from the front of her outfit and I wasn't fully buying the illusion!
Ru darling, where are your nipples?!
Well, all the girls came out in various states of nude illusion and actual nude and I shan't spoil these for you, however one girl had to go home and tonight it was Tempest DuJour who had to Sashay Away after a Lip Sync For Her Life with Kandy Ho'.
Incidentally, I fully believe it should have been Sasha Belle and Jasmine Masters in the bottom two.
Motherfucker, say "Cocoon" one more Goddamn time!
Poolside Realness
Serving Crabs
“We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep.”
― William Shakespeare, The Tempest
I was really disappointed to see Tempest DuJour leave - I thought she was adorable and dealt with the shade from Kandy with class. So, she was the inspiration for my nails this week!
Gold fade, Gold Chain, Gold Flakies, Gold Crab, Gold Leopard.
You'll be missed, Tempest!
Totally agree--I couldn't help but look for Ru's nips whenever she was on camera! And I was a little bummed (no pun intended!) that they blurred out the naughty bits in the nude illusion looks
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