RuPaul's Drag Race: RuCo's Empire

After the awkwardness that was last week's forced double-elimination and phone call, we were so excited to hear who was coming back, weren't we?

No.

Anyway, the mini-challenge this week was to dress up like a supreme justice and sashay.

My favourites:

Bob the Drag Queen

Acid Betty

And of course: Thorgy Thor

Then we were treated to the reveal of who was back!

Naysha Lopez!!

 The queens actually reacted way better than the TV show made out from the interviews:

Even Acid Betty smiled and cheered!

Naysha and Naomi got to choose teams, and so they shaped up like this:

Acid Betty, Kim Chi, Thorgy Thor, Derrick Barry, Naysha Lopez

Naomi Smalls, Robbie Turner, Bob The Drag Queen, Chi Chi DiVayne and Cynthia Lee Fontaine!!

Bicker, bicker bicker, drama llamas ahoy and some practising and they were in front of non-other than Faith Evans to film (she also sat the runway)

And can I say that I LOVED Ru's outfit this week. So 80s and so spargles. mmmm

On to the Queens outfits, which is all I'm sure you're here for anyway!

Naysha Lopez

Thorgy Thor

Derrick Barry

Kim Chi

Acid Betty 

Naomi Smalls

Bob The Drag Queen

Cynthia Lee Fontaine

Chi Chi DeVayne

Robbie Turner

The acting challenge was pretty fun - it was obvious from the beginning that Bob was going to win; she had the exact style and attitude that was needed, and even my beloved Thorgy didn't come close!

From the clips they showed though, there were quite a lot that were pretty terrible, Betty, Derrick, Naomi, Naysha, Robbie and Cynthia.

At the end of the day, Cynthia and Robbie lip-synched and Cynthia Lee Fontaine unfortunately had to Sashay Away. And on that, here are this week's nails:

A roller skate on red, a sparkly cowboy hat, jewelled red and red fishnet.

AND EXTRA BONUS: This is the first time any of my nails have been noticed by a queen!!! Cynthia Lee Fontaine cements her position as the NICEST this season so far by following me on instagram and liking and commenting on my nails. Bless her Cucu.

I legitimately feel like I can't go any further than that. I kinda hope that Thorgy notices me, but obviously only on finals week, when she wins this motherfucker <3 <3 <3