I'm so so glad this is back, I'm really excited each and every week - I think this season is starting so much better than last year already.
After some shade from Naomi and with last week's close escape ringing in her ears, Laila McQueen reflected on her performance and vowed to stand out. We've never heard that before...
Next morning, Ru turned up with AB Soto and some thrift clothes, challenging the girls to have a Dance-Off!
My personal favourites:
Laila McQueen
Thorgy Thor
Chi-Chi and Cynthia won the challenge, and picked girls for an Acapella Lip-synching challenge!
Lady Bitches vs Shady Bitches, I won't go too much into the ins-and-outs because I'm sure you watched it! Needless to say there was shade and drama and Ru came and threw them off their game. Standard.
On to the show and BAM, two well-turned-out groups of queens:
L-R: Derrick, Cynthia, Laila, Bob, Kim, Robbie
L-R: Chi-Chi, Dax, Thorgy, Betty, Naomi.
My favourites in that part were, well basically all of the Shady Bitches. Honestly, they were way more animated and original.
Robbie was lucky that her part was written funny, because outside of the baritone parts, she did nothing special. Bob's wig was so basic, Cynthia, I forgot she was even there and Kim Chi was a mess from start to finish. No-one says "We'll show you what's up" and points up, honestly. While she obviously stepped out of her comfort zone, the girl can't lip synch, can't dance, can't walk in heels - aside from look fucking fab-u-lous what does she do?
Onto the catwalk!
Category is: Movie Premiere Realness
Cynthia - standard and safe. It's a basic gown. Next!
Bob The Drag Queen - That see-through gown is stunning but the accessories a little boring. More bling on the wrists/hands?
Derrick - When she's not perfecting Britney there's just nothing special? I don't know, I'm not feeling her.
Laila McQueen - I loved the look but it made her look thick in the middle? Also, that hair colour with that green? Not a fan.
Robbie Turner - wonderful gown, wonderful hair, Great look overall, very polished.
Kim Chi - Loved the silhouette, loved the white wig, love the Nails forever.
Chi-Chi - Very basic but stunning on her
Naomi - "The Face is Right..." outta a horror movie. I tried to get a good pic but her face was scowling the entire time. Also, second week in a row for those cliffhangers.
Acid Betty - Serving Marie Antoinette meets Annie Lennox. That ugly bottom half and the bum was all saggy.
Dax - I loved what she was trying to do with this but it just... didn't?
Thorgy Thor - She looked relaxed and happy the entire time and stood out for all the right reasons! I'm so in love and I need that jumpsuit pattern, please!
Now for the killer - Laila and Dax ended up in a sing off (Kim Chi narrowly missed that one) and they BOTH got told to Sashay.
Ru then called someone and asked them to pack? Who will it be? We'll find out tomorrow
My issue is that this was pre-ordained. Neither of the girls had a chance to stay, it's so staged. They had already decided that they were both going and someone was coming back. I really wish I couldn't see behind the curtain, Ru!
So, I have a RuPaulish for both Dax and Laila!
Dax:
Revlon Chroma Chameleon Aquamarine over Revlon Top Speed Guest List, with a gold flash in Revlon Chroma Chameleon Rose Gold. Accent nail is Jess Gel Effect Snow Queen with Sally Hanson Complete Salon in Ion for the shadows and Revlon Top Speed 390 Crystal Glow for the flower stem.
Laila:
Revlon Coast is Clear for the pointer and pinky, with placed glitter from Sally Hanson Complete Salon in Over The Rainblue, center nails are Revlon Colorstay 270 Stiletto with Nfu-Oh 056 Green Flakies sponged on with taped sides.
Who's your favourite so far? I'm so in love with Thorgy Thor I can't even tell you. I've never seen a queen this relaxed since Raja!
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