Who can save me from myself?

Well, after 5 days of having no nails, what do I have to tell you?

THIS WAS A STUPID EXPERIMENT AND MY FINGERS HUUUUUUURRRRRTTT.

I know, I could've seen it coming - my nails haven't been this nubby since... the 4th of January, 2014 apparently. God I'm predictable, check it out:

PoundLand Metallic Black with Holo Glitter

Hahahahah - I had no idea it was a year ago. Look at that - the orange staining around the pointer finger and thumb cuticle, I gave 0 fucks.

Well, last night I took off the Aliquid, and replaced it with something altogether not Goth, not me, and TBQH I'm not too happy with it, but there you go. It's only Nail Polish, it's temporary, LIFE is temporary.

So I went with this:

Minnie Mouse Blue, Revlon 440 Siren, topped with Color Club Take The Stage

Ignoring the colours (which I hate), this is so painful! Every key I type, the bare skin just past the nails where the nails used to be is on FIRE! It aches and reminds me of how stupid I was each time I try to open a DVD case, or open some mints or pick my nose!

I'm going to leave you with a picture of Gamora, she's throwing a sulk because I told her off for eating my Mortgage paperwork.

So she sat on it.