After last week's runway, Bob and Derrick had a wee spat and threw some minor shade at each other. Frankly it was a bit crap, neither of them won so it was definitely handbags at dawn. The funniest bit was when Kim Chi leaned backwards to keep outta the way!
The next morning, Ru, the card that she is, started by claiming that the Queens would be going out on the LA highway and picking up Roadkill to create some #crittercouture.
The reactions were perfection:
Of course, this wasn't the case and we were on to the Snatch Game!
Thorgy Thor does Michael Jackson
Kim Chi does Kimmy Jong Un (Kim Jong Un's made up sister)
Acid Betty did Nancy Grace
Robbie Turner did Diana Vreeland
Naomi Smalls did Tiffany "New York" Pollard
Chi Chi DiVayne did Eartha Kitt
Derrick Barry obviously did Britney Spears
Bob the Drag Queen did Crazy Eyes from OITNB, followed by
Carol Channing! 2 Characters in one show!
Ultimately. Thorgy's was predictable but safe, Kim Chi was just weird, Chi Chi was also weird, Derrick was very BritBrit, Bob was a bit OTT and the others were all pretty poo.
Onto the runway!
RuPaul looked lovely, I loved the geometric shape that these sequins were on the dress!
Thorgy does "Nothing Really Matters"
Kim Chi does "Paradise (Not For Me)"
Derrick does "Nothing Really Matters"
Naomi Smalls does "Nothing Really Matters"...
(should have that phrase on my clipboard)
Acid Betty does "Bedtime Stories"
Robbie Turner does "A League Of Their Own"
Chi Chi DiVayne does "Blond Ambition Tour"
Bob the Drag Queen does "2013 GLAAD Media Awards"
4 Kimonos aside, (Kim Chi and Thorgy are the only ones out of those 4 that looked like the videos) this was a poor show! There are many Madonna looks that you can channel, and these wouldn't be my choice for any but maybe Bob?
At the end of it all, Robbie Turner escaped, leaving Naomi Smalls to send Acid Betty packing. I'm sad that Betty is gone already, especially as her outfit was white birds on a white dress with white hair and white tights and shoes. This manicure was a PITA!!
So I chose to emulate Betty's lipstick and eyeliner.
This week's RuPaulish is this!
My heart truly broke at Thorgy's reaction
Bye Bye Betty!
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