*scrambles desperately to find another catchphrase for the extra heading I now need*
And Ru started off by introducing that there was someone special here to see the ladies
LATRICE MOTHERFUCKING ROYALE
The girls have to dress up in Tuckahoe Prison gear and pose in drag in 20 minutes for:
Orange is the new Drag
Here's your weekly Bryce fix,
Orange are the new Budgie Smugglers
You tell 'em, Latrice
I really really enjoy these quick challenges, it forces the queens to do quick, rough-and-ready drag without the face tape or poise:
Kennedy
Pearl
Miss Fame
Katya
Violet
Jaidynn
Ginger
And after Kennedy was announced as the winner of this mini-challenge (I can't disagree, I liked her cross top and her ashy knees were funny) they announced that the whole gang were coming back to re-join!
Reaction faces:
I don't think a single one was happy about this situation, apart from Ru.
Ru explained that they were going to become conjoined twins and needed to be matched together for this and Kennedy as the winner was allowed to match up the girls. To be quite honest, she didn't do the worst job. She matched alike queens as much as she could, unfortunately leaving Tempest and Jaidynn for the last pair. A less-twinsy twinset couldn't have been realised, but honestly, how would you have paired them all up? I invite your comments!
I'm not sure which of these lineups I'd feel safer with!
Ru's outfit this week was a winner. Her skintone looked stunning against the mint green of the dress, I just wasn't so keen on the tassly bottom (fnar). This would've been amazing in a wiggle.
RuPaul: Minty Fresh
So the Queens sashayed down the runway together like Peanut Butter and Jelly!
Miss Fame and Kandy Ho
Jaidynn Diore Fierce and Tempest DuJour
Kennedy Davenport and Jasmine Masters
Pearl and Trixie Mattel
Violet Chachki and Max
Ginger Minj and Sasha Belle
Katya and Mrs Kasha Davis
In the end, Ginger Minj had to lip sync due to the terrible sloppiness of the outfit and the misshapen boobs (I would still wear the hell out of that outfit in singular, god I love pink leopard print) and Jaidynn was put against her in her third bottom.
The "3 Strikes and You're Out"rule struck, but to be honest, she had no chance. Her and Tempest did the best they could, and I'm really really glad that Jaidynn didn't piss and moan like Ginger did. Gurl, if you went out, it's not because of Sasha, it's because you were defeated the moment you saw the others. Jaidynn you were classy and you worked your ass off. Well done.
So this manicure is for you, I loved the disco look, you did the best with what you could and it was LOVELY to see Tempest back.
Clockwise from Thumb: Revlon Gold Coin fading to Revlon Colorstay Fall Mood fading to Revlon Top Speed Spice it Up, Revlon Colorstay Bonsai topped with Revlon Scented Apple-Tini Fizz with a Gold Coin stripe, Revlon 24k topped with 3 coats of Revlon Chroma Chameleon Rose Gold and then two as before.
This was a fun episode! I was much more impressed with the conjoined twin ideas they came up with than I was expecting!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm super glad Ginger didn't get voted off the island. Can't fault her for her meltdown. Being on the top all the time has to be hella more anxiety causing than floating by somewhere in the middle.
Oh yeah, also forgot to say, LATRICE!!!!!! ❤️
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